Zane's Erotica Noir-September 1998

Zane's Erotica Noir eMonthly
September 1998

Endeavors Erotica Newsletter
Volume Four
September 1998

Welcome to the 4th Volume of my erotica newsletter !
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Unfortunately, people keep reporting my web sites so I have to be limited to the amount of space of email for the newsletters. This is a double issue, meaning there will be TWO emails. If for some reason, you only reason one, please let me know. I wish I could put them on the web and include several topics but the last one was taken down in less than 48 hours. I feel it is important to showcase the talent of others from time to time because there are so many outstanding writers and poets on the Internet. In this issue, you will find:

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Textures by SofnGntle@aol.com
Charmed I'm Sure by Beetru2slf@aol.com
Sex Games From A-Z by Zane AKA endeavors@aol.com
Sexual Positions from The Kama Sutra
Nothing I Won't Do - An Erotic Poem By Zane
Body Chemistry 101 - An Erotic Story By Zane

Enjoy this month's newsletter and see you next month !
Peace,
Zane

Textures
by SofnGntle@aol.com
Copyright©1998
All Rights Reserved

Roughness against softness, love the friction against my flesh,
Hard hand presses felt all over my body, as we mesh,
Velvet caresses sending shivers up and down my spine,
Satin sheets, where I glide and slide under you, mmmm all mine,
Knobby nipples, waiting for the suction of your mouth ,
Enameled teeth nibbling down my body, as you slowly move down south,
Lapping at my slippery folds with the coarseness of your tongue, you feed,
Your leather, veined hardness, raised, and ready to do your deed,
A smooth journey into the darkness and slickness of my valley,
My silken curls, matted and moist, from the crush of you on me,
I slowly take the steel of you inside me, moving up and down , I tease,
Gossamer curtains at the windows, softly blowing in the breeze,
I moan, you groan, bodies perspiring,, we’re ready to lose control,
Tweed ropes of muscles tighten and grip and squeeze over your wooden pole,
Invisible restraints straining, then breaking our floodgates, we overflow,
Harsh, gasping breaths calmed, our bodies replete in the fiery afterglow.

CHARMED I'M SURE
by Beetru2slf@aol.com
Copyright©1998
All Rights Reserved

We have finally decided that we can not take this anymore. We must get together. Here I am in my bedroom packing the last few little things for my weekend visit to the Embassy Suites, Downtown DC.

We have both made preparations for this weekend and are very excited about getting together. I am supposed to meet him at Charlie Chang's Restaurant at 8:00 for dinner and drinks. I am wearing my orange long skirt with the slits up the sides and the matching orange top, very low cut. I am wearing a bra but I have pushed my tits up so that the clevage is "out there."

The outfit may be a bit much for this restaurant but I have plans for him tonight and I really don't care what anyone thinks but him. He has been making me feel so good over the telephone.

My ride should be here shortly. I hope everything goes smoothly and I hope I don't cum at the sound of his voice. I have got to fuck this man tonight. I have got to show him the pleasure that receives over the telephone is for real.

I am at the restaurant. There isn't anyone in this room that fits the description of my baby but everyone is staring at me. Those old ass white men are practically drooling....oh my goodness....did he not make it down? Did he stand me up? I knew I should have had him call me when he got to town instead of letting him just meet me here at a certain time. What if he had an accident?

OK, calm down girl....maybe he left a message for you with the concierge.

I lean over and ask the concierge if there is a message for me and he says yes there is. That my "gentleman" caller says that he is running about 15 minutes late and asks that I go have a drink in the lounge. He hands me an envelope and I go to the lounge.

Oh damn, I am finally on time somewhere and now he is late. Well, I'll go and chill until he gets here.

I am sitting in the lounge, facing the door because I want to see you when you come in the room. When I came in there were 3 brothas sitting together that fit his description. I assumed none of them were you because you were running late. I order a glass of wine and sit down at the table. I open the envelope and inside is a note and a bracelet, a charm bracelet to be exact. There is a heart charm (with our names on it) hanging from the bracelet. The note reads, I will give you a charm, to go on this bracelet, for every memory that we create. Please put it on now. I will see you shortly.

Anyway back to the door. The three men are behind me and I am sipping on a glass of wine. I am getting nervous...maybe he did stand me up. Just when I clamp the bracelet shut and stand up to leave, a dozen roses with lavendar flowers are presented before my face from behind me (4 red, 4 white and 4 yellow) , there is a charm, of some flowers with the same colors, on the bow . I hear a whisper, "Damn girl, you are wearin that orange." And then I get a light kiss on the back of my neck. I surprised because I am expecting you to come through the door any minute and you have been here the whole time watching me. Hmmmm, that voice and the thought of you make my thong get moist.

I turn around to look you (hmmmmm, very pleasing to my eyes). You hold me close and I hug you around your waist. You take me very lightly by the chin and guide my face up to look you in your eyes and kiss me gently. You bend down and take the charm off of the flowers. You put it on my bracelet and kiss my hand. You escort me into the restaurant and to a secluded table where there are more roses waiting along with a bottle of champagne. I am thinking, I am gonna tear his azz up!!!!!

We order dinner and while we are sitting making small-talk our eyes lock and you feel my foot under the table on your dick. I am rubbing your dick and balls with my toes and the look on your face is incredible. You are surprised and trying to play it cool. I take my hand and put it under the table. (the sound of your voice and actually sitting here with you has made me so moist. Damn I hope I don't leave a wet spot on the back of my skirt) I take my hand and put it back above the table. I dip a finger inside my glass of champagne and then put the finger in your mouth. The sweet taste of pussy and champagne flood your taste buds and I can feel your dick grow even more. It feels like it is going to break through those linen pants you are wearing.

The waiter comes back with our food and we enjoy the meal, the drink but most of all the company. We chill through the meal and the waiter comes and takes our desert order. The waiter suggests we order fresh strawberries and cream, we agree. Before he comes back, you remove your shoe and slide your foot up the inside of my thigh. I open my legs up and you can feel the heat coming from my pussy before your toe reaches it. You use your toe to get inside my thong, fondle my pussy, rubbing my clit and sliding it in and out of my pussy. I am trying to keep my composure but the champagne, you, the ecstacy of having you toeing my pussy and the eroticness of you doing it in such a public place are too much for me. I begin to grind my pussy against your toe. I close my eyes. My elbows are on the table so I rest my head in the palms of my hands. I am emitting small moans and groans. Oh my, I am gonna cum baby, I am gonna cum. <ooooooooohhhhhhhhhyessssssssssss, quietlly>.

You bend down like you are getting something off of the floor and look under the table. You can see my legs spread wide so you get down on the floor crawl over to me and you can smell that sweet cum. Your dick is so hard you think you might explode right now but you gather your thoughts and slide that tongue up and down my slit. I begin to cum again and you lay your tongue right inside my pussy and lap at it, sucking every drop. You lick and suck my clit, pulling on it, biting it, wrapping your tongue around it. I am rocking my pussy back and forth against your face, very gently because I don't want to draw too much attention to myself. My head is still down in my palms and my eyes are open, looking down at your head working that pussy. I am letting out small moans and groans and rocking back and forth in my chair. The waiter comes over.

He sees your chair empty and me rocking my hips back and forth, groaning with my head down. He clears his throat, puts the desert down on the table. He leans in next to me, "Is everything ok madame." He startles me and I am certainly not expecting anyone to be talking to me. I look up, my eyes can't focus because of the orgasm that is building inside of me. You see the waiter's shoes and begin to lick more ferociously. I tell him, "everything is allllllright....yes everything is just foiiiiine."

"I saw your friend's chair was empty and was afraid there may be a problem, I guess hoping he'd left," the waiter says "I was looking forward to making you feel better." "By the way, where is he?" "Oh, he is close, he just lefffffftt his seat ffffor a minuttttte.........ooohhhh," I say as you whip my pussy with your tongue forcing a shudder through my body. "Alright madame you enjoy the rest of your evening and if there is anything I can do for you please let me know," he says while leaving the table.

I nod at him, eyes way off in the distance and allow the explosion to run through my body and all over your face, under the table. I can't believe this, you are the motha fuckN man!!! You come from under the table, face still glazed with my juices. I look you in the eyes and we lean across the table and give one another a long deep kiss. Then I stand up and come over to your side and you turn your back to everyone in the restaurant and I lick the juices off of your face, remember we are in a secluded spot.

Sex Games From A-Z
By Zane
Copyright©1998
All Rights Reserved
From The Sex Chronicles

Wanna spice up your sex life? Wanna turn your mate the hell out? Then stop doing the same shit in the bed all the time and get creative. I often get requests, from both men and women, wanting to know how they can enhance their sex lives. So, here is my rendition of the ABC's. Once again, I don't mind people sharing my work with others but please keep my name and copyright attached. Thanks !

Assume The Position - This is fairly simply and has different variations. You handcuff or tie your partner's hands to the headboard or, if you prefer, you can tie them behind their back. They are at your mercy and you can have your way with them all night long. If you live in a basement apartment with pipes on the ceiling or have something else you can use, you can tie them up to the ceiling while they are standing. This is great with the woman tied up because you can fuck her while she is standing or you can lift her up on your shoulders and eat her pussy.

Belly Button Shots - Pour tequila into your mate's belly button and lick the right side of his/her chest and shake some salt on it. Squeeze some lemon or lime juice on the left side of his/his chest and then lick the salt and make your way down to the belly button with your tongue so you can lap up the tequila. Then, trace a trail back up to the lemon or lime juice with your tongue and lick it off. Repeat on each other until you can no longer refrain from jumping each other's bones.

Cum For Me Boo - Resort to drastic measures and whip out the sex toys to see how many times you can make each other cum in the span of one evening. Whoever makes the other person cum the most wins the bet and gets pampered and waited on for an entire weekend or whatever else you may want to wager. This can be very delightful, especially if both partners have an oral fixation.

Do Not Disturb - Spend an entire weekend in a hotel room with the Do Not Disturb sign on the door. Take snacks and plenty of water for dehydration purposes and fuck the hell out each other until neither one of you can barely walk. It may sound harsh but you can't knock it until you try it.

Erotic Endeavors - Both you and your partner make a list of your sexual fantasies you want to play out. Trade lists and then set a deadline to make all of each other's fantasies come true.

The Feast - Zane's variation of cleaning out the fridge. Instead of throwing away all the half-empty bottles of this or that lurking in your fridge, take a blanket and place it on the floor (so your asses won't get cold) by the open fridge door and get down on the blanket butt naked. One at a time, take turns selecting items from the fridge to eat off each other. If you are one of those people who eats out every night because of a busy schedule and has an empty fridge, pick up a couple of items such as whipped cream, chocolate syrup and cake frosting (yes, I said cake frosting) on your way home and satisfy your "sweet" tooth.

The Game - Break out all the old favorites like Monopoly, Scrabble, Checkers, Chutes and Ladders if you are bit slow or Chess if you got it like that and play. You can even play charades. Whatever game you choose, whoever loses has to become the "sex slave" of the winner and do "everything" they demand.

Happy Birthday - Throw your mate a private birthday party when it is not anywhere near their birthday. Take them totally off guard, order a birthday cake, buy them presents that are all sexual in nature such as lingerie, sex toys and edible underwear and watch their face light up when you take them by surprise.

Indecent Proposal - This is a variation of truth and dare but truth's ass is out of town. Dare your mate to do something outrageous sexually. Something you know their ass thinks they are too prim and proper to do. This game only works if both partners are willing to let go of all sexually inhibitions.

Just Do It - Meet you mate at the door one day and cut the bullshit. Like Nike says, "Just do it!" Often times, people dream about fucking all day and then tense up when the time comes to put up or shut up. They wait for their partner to make the first move. Fuck all that ! Go for yours and break the world record for getting naked in the least amount of seconds. Better yet, answer the door butt naked.

The Kinky Game - Sit down together and compile a list of kinky things you both want to try such as S & M, using Ben Wa balls, butt plugs, anal beads, dildos, whatever and make out a schedule for the week. If you are not quite there yet, make out a list of unusual positions you want to try. No matter what, stick to the schedule and do a different thing every single night for an entire week.

Life Imitates Art - Very simple ! Watch some movies, preferably pornos but some R-rated movies have vivid sex scenes as well. Pick out some of your favorite scenes from movies and act them out with your partner. If you really want to get jiggy with it, break out the camera and make your own carbon copy of the original film.

Mother May I - Enough said. Play Mother May I in the bedroom and you can't do a damn thing without getting permission first. Okay, so I still have a little girl lurking in me.

Naked Twister - It doesn't get any easier to explain than this. Hit up a toy store and buy the old-time favorite kids game, Twister. Take it home, get butt naked with your mate, pop in Cooley High or Shaft, make a pitcher of Kool-Aid and play the game. Of course, being naked gives it an interesting "twist"(no pun intended).

Open House - This can be done one of two ways. If you live in an area where kids go to bed at a decent hour, open up all your curtains, shades and blinds late one night, turn on all the lights and freak the hell out each other. I know it sounds silly but the mere thought that someone "might" be watching can be a fantastic turn-on. The other way it can be done is to fuck each other in a house full of people while taking the risk that someone might walk in on you. This can be very exhilarating at holiday dinners where some old-fashioned relatives might catch you getting busy.

Public Display - Now, you have to be very sexually open to do this shit but hey, I am so I can recommend this shit. Fuck your mate in a public place such as on a subway train, city bus or even airplane. Go to the movies and buy some nachos. Take the warm cheese spread and pour it on your mate's dick or pussy and perform oral sex in the theater and then fuck them. Go to a fancy restaurant and disappear under the linen tablecloth and have oral sex. Fuck in elevators, in public restrooms, on a picnic table, in the laundry room, in the stacks at the library. Let me quit cause my ass is getting excited just thinking about it.

Q & A - One of my favorites cause noone likes a dumb ass person in their bed. It is a trivia game. In fact, you can play an actual game if you like such as Trivial Pursuit. Tell you mate that they have to get a certain amount of answers right or they can't get none that night. You can even watch Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune and play this or, if you have been with your mate a considerable amount of time, ask them questions about you that they should know the answer to. This game can be fun especially when your mate is feenin for some sex and you make them earn it.

The Recycled Virgin - Both you and your partner take turns pretending like you are virgins. You take one night of the week and they can take the next one. Have your partner walk you through it and calm your "imaginary" fears by giving you step-by-step instructions. You can act shy and timid and keep pushing them away when they get to certain "bases" and it can be interesting to see how long you can pretend not to know a damn thing. I mean how many "experienced" people can just lie there when they are getting fucked royally?

The Spelling Bee - Umm, another favorite. For the men, spell out the alphabet on your woman's clit and even spell out her name. For the ladies, do the same with the dick and/or balls. You can blindfold your partner or have them close their eyes while you spell out something and they have to try to guess the word. You have to have some major tongue skills in order to pull this one off though cause I don't think they sell "Hooked on Phonics" for oral sex.

Talk Dirty To Me - Phone sex the hell out of each other, pure and simple. If you have a cell phone, call your mate from the car and have phone sex with them on the way home so that by the time you get there, it will be time to set it off and I don't mean robbing banks like in the movie. Unless, of course, you are talking about robbing cum banks.

Under No Circumstances - You gotta love this one and it is a game of mind over matter. It also requires a hell of a lot of willpower. Without tying your partners hands or confining them in any way, tell them that they can not touch you no matter what you do to them. That means you mean can't touch a woman if she does a lap dance or even if she sucks your dick. Same goes for the women. No touching whatsoever or you will have to pay the penalty. My suggested penalty is that you must perform oral sex on your mate for twelve hours straight if you fuck up.

Vision Quest - Bet your partner something sexual in nature and then go outside. Pick a certain item such as a red canary or a squirrel or a butterfly. Whoever is the first one to spot the object and yes, it must be verified by the other party to prevent cheating, wins the game. If you really want to get creative, play that old favorite, "Cars", and pick a certain make or model of vehicle beforehand. Whoever's turn it is when that type of car drives by is declared the winner.

What Flavor Is It? - Go to a sex shop and purchase different flavors of body oils. If you happen to live in a small ass town where the local Wal-Mart is the closest thing to a sex shop, go to the cosmetics section and get some different flavors of lip gloss. This game works better with the woman as the test subject. Place a different flavor on each part of your body. Your lips, your neck, each breast, your belly button, the inside of each thigh and your clit. Your man has to lick each spot in turn and guess the flavor correctly or no "nookie". Hmm, I wonder what flavor works best on a clit. Cherry maybe; get it?

Xtra Naked - Cover the bed or floor with an old blanket or something you don't mind messing up and then get naked. Cover each other with baby oil from head to toe so that you are both very slippery and then fuck. It will be hard to even hold on to each other and private parts will be slipping and sliding everywhere but it is mad funny.

You Do Me - Mutual masturbation. Get each other off. Or, for those who have a dildo hanging around, men can fuck your woman with a dildo until she cums. Whatever's clever !

The Zane - The Zane means talking all of my suggestions for sex games and playing each and every one of them in the span of one month. I wonder how many of you can do it cause that means fucking EVERY NIGHT. If you decide to take the "Zane Challenge", email me at endeavors@aol.com and let me know the results. :-)

Sexual Positions from The Kama Sutra
From the September 1998 Issue
of Cosmopolitan Magazine

Degree of Difficulty
1 - 3 Nice and easy
4 - 6 Some assembly required
7 - 9 Sexual twister
10 For XXXperts Only

Position One - The Rock-A-Bye-Baby Degree of Difficulty: 5
How It's Done: First, with your partner's erect penis already inside you, position yourself so you and your man are sitting face-to-face, very close together. Then each of you link your elbows under the other person's knees and lift them up to chest level so that you can rock back and forth and tighten your pelvic muscles on his dick to help him maintain an erection.

Position Two - The Head Over Heels Degree of Difficulty: 6
How It's Done - Kneel with your arms crossed in front of you on the ground (cushioned by a pillow) and your behind in the air. Rest your head on your crossed arms (and brace your head on the floor if necessary). Have your partner stand behind you and lift your legs up by the ankles until your body is almost perpendicular to the floor. Then he should enter your vagina from the rear. This position is great if you like deep impact.

Position Three - The Bridge Degree of Difficulty: 4
How It's Done - Have your lover sit on the bed with his legs extended out in front of him. Straddle his lap on your knees and lower yourself onto his erect penis. Then lean into a back bend. (Be careful not to strain your lower back.) Rest the top of your head on the bed and reach back with your hands until they grasp his feet. Your man will love the incredibly erotic view of your chest and face.

Position Four - The Get A Leg Up Degree of Difficulty: 8.5
How It's Done - Stand facing your partner with your left foot turned out, perpendicular to your body, and your right foot forward. His legs should be slightly bent, spaced three feet apart. With your arms on his shoulders and his arms around your lower back, slowly pull your right leg up and prop your foot on his left shoulder. Allow him to penetrate you. Then, ease into the vertical split by sliding your calf as far up his left shoulder as you comfortably can. Your man will worship you as a sex goddess if you can pull this one off.

Position Five - The X-Rated Degree of Difficulty: 2
How It's Done - Start with your partner lying on his back. Facing his feet, straddle his hips on your knees and lower yourself onto his penis. Slowly extend your legs back toward his shoulders and relax your torso onto the bed or ground between his feet. You and your partner's legs should now form an X shape. Use your pelvic muscles and move your buttocks up and down or back and forth to maintain his erection. This is a great woman in control position.

Position Six - The Boy's On The Side Degree of Difficulty: 3
How It's Done - Lie on your side with your back to your partner. He kneels next to you on the bed, facing in the direction of your head, and slides his knee nearest to you between your legs. Open your legs just enough to give him access to your vagina- the closer together they are, the most pleasing friction he'll feel on his penis. This sideways sex is better than from behind because the angle allows him to stimulate many of your normally hard-to-hit spots.

Position Seven - The Love Triangle Degree of Difficulty: 4
How It's Done - Lie on your back with your left leg extended straight up in the air and your right leg stretched out to your right on the floor, perpendicular to your body. Reach out across the floor with your right hand and clasp your right knee, forming a triangle on the bed with your right side, right leg, and right arm. Your partner crouches at the bottom of your bed and enters you. This crouching position immeasurably improves his pelvic control.

Position Eight - The Desk Job Degree of Difficulty: 3 if you do it in your home study 7 if you do it in your office 10 if you do it in someone else's office
How It's Done - Lie on your back on top of a desk of high table with your legs dangling over the edge (prop yourself up on your hands of elbows if this bothers your spine). Your partner enters you from a standing position next to the desk. The location is the real turn-on for this one.

Position Nine - The Sidestroke Degree of Difficulty: 5
How It's Done - Lie on your left side and place most of your weight on your left hip and shoulder. Straighten your left arm out under your head, bend your right leg and bring it forward while keeping your left leg straight. Your partner then straddles your left leg with his knees, entering you from behind. For deeper penetration, have your partner reach under your right leg and elevate it. This is a good position for a woman when she is pregnant.

Position Ten - The Love Seat Degree of Difficulty: 2
How It's Done - Have your partner lie back with his head and shoulders propped up against a pillow and his legs slightly spread. Facing the same direction, gently lower yourself onto his erect penis. Place your feet between his on the floor or bed, your right hand on his right hipbone, and your left hand on the floor or bed next to his left hipbone. Use your hands and feet to move your body up and down on his shaft. Feeling your partner inside you but not seeing him gives you the chance to experiment with sex fantasies.

Position Eleven - The Reverse Piggyback Degree of Difficulty: 9.8
How It's Done - Start with your lover sitting on a chair. Facing him, lower yourself onto his erect penis until you're sitting on his lap. Wrap your arms and legs tightly around partner. Then have him cradle your lower back and buttocks while he slowly stands up. Your man can either move you up and down on his dick while he walks around or he can press your back up against a wall. On a personal note, I must admit this is one of my favorite positions and I even use it in one of my stories It is great in water and eases up on the weight issue in case your man is kind of wimpy :-)

Position Twelve - The Lap Dance Degree of Difficulty: 3
How It's Done - Have your partner lean back on a sturdy, high-backed chair with pillows behind him. First, straddle his erect penis with your hands on his knees. Then one leg at a time, lift your ankles up to rest on his shoulders. You can create some thrusting motion by balancing your ankles and hands to support your weight and moving your behind back and forth. Your man will love the view of your vagina and dream about it for weeks.

Position Thirteen - The Circle Game Degree of Difficulty: 7.5
How It's Done - With your partner inside of you, sit facing one another and wrap your legs around each other's backs. Grasp each other's elbows, and then lean back against the other person's weight. See if you can tilt your head far enough back to rest it on the floor. Try to remain still and concentrate on your and your partner's bodies completely connecting.

Position Fourteen - The G-Force Degree of Difficulty: 1
How It's Done - Lie on your back and pull your knees up to your chest. Your partner clasps your feet in his hands and thrusts from a kneeling position. For more control, he can grasp your hips. This position is great if you like you G-spot stimulated.

Position Fifteen - The On-The-Edge Degree of Difficulty: 1
Have your partner lean back against a stack of pillows with his leg hanging over the side of the bed. Then kneel astride his hips and lower yourself onto his erect penis. Brace your hands on the pillows behind your partner's head for added leverage and support. Another fantastic woman on top position.

I am not big on writing poetry but I decided to throw this poem I wrote into this double issue so please give a sista a break and don't laugh too hard at me :-)

Nothing I Won't Do
By Zane
Copyright©1998
AOL Screenname : Endeavors
All Rights Reserved

I would do anything legal
To have a man like you
Who can make my pussy wet
With the little things you do

Whether you run your fingers through my hair
Or lick me from head to toe
You captivate me with your essence
And all the arousing things you know

I love it when we shower together
And you have me place a foot up on the tub
While your tongue vibrates on my clit
And you give my ass a gentle rub

When you lay me down on satin sheets
And put my body to the test
I cannot help but wonder
How I ended up so blessed

I love it when you feed me
Your thick and scrumptious dick
I like to hear your moans
As I savor every lick

But most of all I love the way
You take me from behind
When your dick catches a rhythm
I lose my fucking mind

There is nothing I won't do for you
No mountain I won't climb
Just rest assured that I am yours
And please baby, always be mine.

~ZaNe~

Body Chemistry 101
By Zane
From
Copyright©1998
AOL Screenname: Endeavors
All Rights Reserved

His name was Professor Vaughan Mason but to me, he was simply heaven on earth. I was in his Organic Chemistry class my freshman year at State and had secretly been in lust with him ever since. I used to sit in the class lectures daydreaming about feeling his hands and tongue investigating every inch of my body. During the lab periods, it was all I could do to concentrate hard enough not to spill hydrochloric acid all over the dayum place.
After my freshman year, I was depressed because I never got to see him that often except when I passed him on the steps or in the halls of the Natural Sciences building. A wave here and a smile there mixed with an occasional hello was all I had to look forward to.
That is until my senior year rolled around and, purely by the luck of the draw, I ended up as his student assistant. To me, it was like winning the multi-million dollar lottery because I knew it meant I would get to spend time with him and talk to him and maybe even brush up against him on the sly every now and then.
So there I was, his assistant, and excited as I could possibly be about it. Vaughan, who I never addressed by his first name to his face, was so dayum fione. He was about 5'11", 180 lb., deep chocolate with dark bedroom eyes and had a sexy ass bald head. And his body, dayum, what I say except the man was cut and looked like his muscles were chiseled out of stone. If ever there was a man who could make a woman's pussy get wet by looks alone, he was the one.
I had just celebrated my 21st birthday during the summer and he was much older than me, about 40 but I never asked cause when a nucca is that fine, who gives a dayum about a number? He had never married but he was shacking up with some nurse from the university hospital. Did I care? Hell naw!!!!
One can never control the way they feel. Which is why what happened just two weeks into the fall semester was beyond my control. Whenever I reflect back on that day, I realize it was the single most erotic experience of my entire life and I wouldn't trade it for anything in this world.
I remember it so vividly, like it was yesterday. Vaughan had a faculty meeting that morning and I stayed behind in the chemistry lab to grade some exams for him. I was sitting at his desk grading papers and my mind began to wander as usual. I imagined him and I alone in the lab as we often were but, instead of just going about the course of a normal day, he had me bent over his desk and was fucking me doggie style from behind. The thought of it made my pussy so wet.
Even though it was mid-September, it was terribly hot that day and the white form-fitting, button-down oxford shirt I had on with a navy, above-the-knee skirt, white slouch socks and a pair of Nikes was clinging to my breasts. I had the windows ajar in the lab because the Natural Sciences building was one of the oldest on campus and without central air. The only real breeze in the room was coming from the box fan I had strategically placed on the top of one of the long laboratory tables.
The mere thought of his hands on me was driving me bezerk. I masturbated in my dorm room all the time thinking about him but, on that particular day, I needed some fast relief and couldn't stand the thought of having to wait until I went home. I analyzed the whole situation like a silent movie in my mind. The faculty meetings usually would last at least two hours and I didn't have a dayum thing to satisfy myself with. Unfortunately, I didn't tote my vibrator around in my book bag but I would have done anything to have it at that moment.
I locked the door to the lab and went to sit back down at the desk. I leaned back in the comfortable leather desk chair with the reclining back and swivel base. I closed my eyes and fantasized about him kissing me on my lips and my hands suddenly became his hands. I caressed my nipples through the cotton of my shirt and they were ripe and hardened. I unbuttoned the top three buttons and pulled both of my nipples out so that they were protruding from my bra.
I licked my lips as I thought of Vaughan sucking on them one at a time. I threw one of my legs up on the top of the desk and, pushing my underwear aside, I began to finger my pussy. It was so hot and moist and longing to feel his tongue. I stuck one finger in at a time until I was working three of them inside. I still had my eyes closed and now, in my mind, Vaughan was feasting off of my sweet, tender pussy.
Finger fucking myself was pleasing but it was not enough. I wanted to feel something deep into my pussy walls. So, I took my fingers out and licked my pussy juice off of them, savoring my own flava. I opened my eyes and took a quick survey of the lab looking for something, anything, to use to fuck myself with.
Most of the items like the microscopes and Bunsen burners were out of the fucking question but suddenly, I spotted something that would do the trick. As I got up from the desk, I peeped the wall clock and realized that Vaughan hadn't even been gone a good hour so I knew there was enough time to finish myself off. I walked over to the closest lab table to the front and retrieved a large test tube, one that held 500 ml, and went back to the desk, positioning my leg back on the desk.
I moved my panties out the way again and gently inserted the test tube into my pussy. I had it inverted so that the bottom, round part was the entry point of the tube. It was made out of unbreakable Pyrex so I was not afraid it would break and cut me if I got too carried away. To be honest though, even if the glass would have been breakable, I was so horny it wouldn't have mattered much.
The cool glass felt great as I slid it in and out my pussy. It even tickled a little. After I got a good rhythm going, I closed my eyes again and began to fantasize about Vaughan again, imagining him sliding his hardened dick in and out my sugar walls. I began to moan as I caressed my nipples with my other hand, lifting one of my breasts up as high as I could and flickering the tip of my tongue over the nipple. I moved the test tube in and out faster and faster and the pleasure was so intense that......
.....I never heard his key in the lock or the door open but I heard it close. I opened my eyes and he was standing there, with a look of shock on his face and his mouth hanging wide open. I was so embarrassed to be caught like that. With my leg on his desk, breasts hanging out everywhere, test tube in my pussy with juices all over it. I should have taken it out, gotten up and fixed my clothes but something happened.
The look on his face was not one of disgust but one of desire. I don't know how I could tell for sure but I could. I was about to remove the tube but he said, "No, don't stop!" Vaughan locked the door, came over and knelt between my legs. We looked at each other with desire but both knew we had no business being together like that.
He said, "Let me help you!" and I could manage nothing but, "OK!" He put his left hand on the inner thigh of my right leg, the one that was raised on the desk, and with his other hand, he took control of the test tube. He fucked me with it and the experience was so intense. I pinched my nipples and, with both hands available at that time, I pushed my breasts together and pushed then both up towards my mouth, licking on my own nipples.
I was about to explode and apparently, he could tell that I was about to cum because he took the test tube out of me and said, "No, I don't want you to cum yet!" He put the test tube up to my mouth and said, "Lick it! Taste yourself for me!" As he held it in place, I placed my hand over his and began to lick my pussy juice off the test tube as we looked each other in the eyes. I licked it clean and he gave me a kiss on my lips and sucked on my bottom lip, withdrawing a quick sample of my nectar from it.
He slowly put the test tube back into my pussy and began to fuck me with it again but this time, he sucked on my breasts for me. I cupped my left one in my hand and fed it to him and he was grateful to have it. After a few moments, I fed him the other one too. He pulled my hips down a little further on the seat and reclined it back a little further so that my ass was exposed just enough for him to finger it.
I couldn't hold back any more and I came harder than I had ever cum before. I can't be sure but, by the way he reacted, I think he came too even though his dick never left his pants. He pulled the cum-covered tube from my pussy and devoured every last drop of it.
For at least ten minutes after that, we were speechless. I sat there recovering from what had just taken place and he stared at me as he ran his fingers through the baby fine pussy hair on my swollen vagina. I cannot explain how it feels to make love to a person and never have actual intercourse. It was so sexy.
We were still sitting there, basking in the afterglow, the only sounds in the room being the rotating blades of the box fan and voices of coeds walking across campus far below the ajar windows, when a knock came at the door. We both snapped out of our trance instantly and I struggled to get dressed as Vaughan told the Dean of the Chemistry Department that he would be right there. It turns out Vaughan had left the meeting to come retrieve some notes for a proposal he was supposed to give to the rest of the professors in the department and was supposed to go straight back. I guess the sight of a woman fucking herself with a test tube could throw most any man off track.
He left out of the room grinning from ear to ear and I went back to grading papers with a smile on my face as well. I couldn't believe what had happened but have never regretted it to this very day. Vaughan and I never mentioned it for the rest of my time at State as his assistant and I continued to call him Professor Mason.
I am now a chemist for a pharmaceutical company in Texas and recently I was going through some old boxes from college and guess what I found? A 500 ml test tube made out of Pyrex. I wonder where that came from!

See You All Next Month!
Hope You Enjoyed
Peace,
Zane

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